OMG, our lives will be so bad-ass! I think we should start out living under a bridge, and then we have to leave when they put up those gay little fences to keep us out. YES! And then we travel the country, meeting a few young run-aways along the way, and we convince them to return to their families, while we live like fat rats as lovable scoundrels. Yes, we will, even though we actual like the book, we do it because we're bitches. Homeless bitches.